h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My GCSE German teacher told us it was German (this is 16 years ago) - The fact that it is registered to Elvis Presley is merely an indication of the over zealousness of Elvis' manager

And yes, the tunes to Oh Tannenbaum (or however you spell it) and the Red Flag are the same, or as near as it...how to ruin a beautiful carol!

I've always bveen a bit suspicious of Santa. I mean here this old guy, he spends all year playing toys with elves and fairies and goes out once a year, and where does he go? Children's bedrooms.You've gotta admit it does sound a bit dodgy.

daSilva... good old Colonel Parker eh!

Liquid.. what can I say, you don't get on with cats and now you tell me is a are you trying to spoil my Christmas

Santa (anag.) Prince of Darkness

I bet he hasn't been to your bedroom since you grew up.

You've got to admit there's something strange about a man who encourages children to come sit on my lap, little girl. What would you like Santa to give you, little boy.

Hmmmm!

I'm on the roof with an anti cair craft gun. One whiff of a reindeer, one jingle of a sleigh bell and I'll blast him out of the sky.

lol

I'll never be able to think of in the light again but come to think of it... he does wear a red suit.. DANGER... oh you've got me at it now... hope there's no children reading this...

poor gives gifts to kids . and hes getting accused of being a child abuser

Well, the red suit was merely an invention of the marketing executives of a certain well known brand of Cola Drink in the early C20th...who's success may or may not have been linked to self same marketing executives selling their souls to the


= ...it just doesn't go away, does it?

It's all in harmless good fun. What would Christmas be without jolly ole santa? Many a mince pie I left out for him when I was a child. Many a prezzie I've torn the paper from as a child. Many a stocking have I hang as a child. I would not rob that pleasure from the modern children, no matter how our adults ruin it with their Political Correctness.
Boo!! to PC

I still hang up my stocking.. I have to fill it myself tho but I still have an orange and an apple and some nuts on Christmas morning.. and I do a few extra ones for visitors too..

I stil Christmas

how many days is it now ?

I've nothing against it really, except I was dumped just before it by someone I was in with and who d Christmas...though being mildly agorophobic I don't really enjoy going out when the Christmas shopping season starts, in February

So Alley cat you fill your own stocking, huh? And I bet you fill it exceedingly well.

DaSilva.. dumping someone at that time of the year is a bit hard hope you find someone much better

Liquid i'm blushing, thank you kind sir, oh and btw my surname is not Kipling!

Like an Alleycat in a stocking...

Martin it must be about 46 days something like that..

I'm red ringing dates on the calender.

Glad to hear Alley Cat is not Kipling, personally I've never Kippled.

Exceedingly good s

will be getting tree out on the 30th so its ready for the 1st