h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Armoury is a heavily armoured chamber on the ground floor. A large steel mesh grill greets anyone who enters. There is a heavy metal door to the left, sealed with shutters. There is a small door in the grill, with a desk behind it, and partially in front of it. A man wearing jeans and a bomber jacket is sat behind the desk.*
[Maverick] Hey there! What can I do for you?

*walks in*

Yeah, im just here wanting to see what weapons you have. Theres talk of an attack against the Jakal forces, even if fester wont belive me when i tell him Raven is still alive, anyway.

What fun little things have you got in here?

*Maverick smiles. Stone Age Cavemen smiled like that right after discovering how to kill a Saber Tooth Tiger with a spear...*
[Maverick] Let's see... Oh, hang on... *The metal door slides open.* Come in, please. Now then... Plasma Pistols; they ain't stopped by anything short of Tank Armour, but are a bugger to reload. Takes ages. Ferrati 12 Tri-Barrel Autoshotgun; very stylish, but the gun's crap at range. standard VIPER armaments; the VIPER 145 and VIPER 75. D5K and MP5 Machine Guns; Lightweight and fairly powerful. Can be silenced, too... These shouldn't actually be here... Neither should that shotgun! This place is messed up big time! This should only be pistols! Anyway, Magsec 4; accurate at range and close quarters. Can fire singally or three bullets in rapid succession, but only has a 9-round clip. Then there's Stubguns, Autopistols, Laspistols, Boltpistols... all sorts of stuff! I can show you more, machine guns, heavy machine guns, sniper weapons, rocket launchers, grenades; you want it, I got it!

What swords you got?

[Maverick] Swords? Isle I; Melee Weapons. Let's see... Section I: Gunblades. They're swords with built in pistols. I've got Stub, Bolt and Autogunblades, as well as a couple that use guns like the Beretta or P-99. Then there's the standard stuff. Short Swords are section II, Long Swords section III, Claymores and simmilar Great Swords are here in section IV. And these are Katinas, Wagizashi's or whatever they're called are here... They're a short sword. We got Zanmotos too, they're a massive Katina, another Great Sword. I keep the oriental stuff all here, section V. Okay, section VI; axes. Maces, hammers and simmilar are all here in section VII. Miscelanious is here, Section VIII.
That's all I got for swords buddy. I prefer guns myself...

Im more at home with wrist blades and short swords. I dont like all this ranged fighting, very impersonal *shakes head* wait till you can hear his breath, then stop it. As my old mentor used to tell me *grins without humour*

*Marshal walks in, and begins looking around.*
[Marshal] Mav, we're going after JACKAL. I need guns. Lots of guns.
[Maverick] Help yourself, buddy!
[Marshal] Let's see... D5K? I'll have two! Hmm... new VIPER?
[Maverick] Oh yeah! My latest work, the VIPER 175. It's like the 145, but uses a reversable breech. If anyone other than the programmed user picks it up, the fingerprint scanners will reject 'em, and the gun will load the bullet in reverse, so when they fire, they shoot themselves!
*Marshal looks at the gun.*
[Marshal] Mav... You have too much free time... But I'll take it anyway. Okay, Ingrams... there! MP-100 semi-automatic pistols... Ah, Section II, obviously. Drum fed stubber? Nice. What else?
*Maverick holds up an SA-80.*
[Marshal] Tanks Mav. I'll take a Katina while I'm here... Okay. I'm ready!

*picks up a couple swords*
Hey Marshal! Is it on then?
*picks up a extra pistol as well just incase*

[Marshal] Sure is! Operation: Endgame is Go! (F84447?thread=224524)

*wanders off to find out more*
*over shoulder* We're gona get this lot, and we're going to make them pay.

< ryu enters >
" Festers got a mission for us , i need some weapons "

[Maverick] Who doesn't? Operation: Endgame's gonna' be the big one!
There's plenty to choose from, take whatever you want.

" well ill take 2 mp5's and a couple of grenades , oh and could you fix my sword , can't fight without it "

[Maverick] No problem!
*Collects the weapons, and fixes Ryu's blade.*
[Maverick] There. Good luck, kid!

" thanks a lot "
< leaves the arrmoury >

Good luck on Operation: Endgame!

Walks in, checking out all the nice racks of clean and well-maintained ordnance. Whistles appreciatively. The proprietor steps from the back, cleaning a beautiful silver-worked flintlock with a loving, caring touch.

"What can I do for you?" he asks.
"I need armor and weapons, suitable for full-weapons riots, that can be concealed under clothing and called to use quickly. Can you do that?"

[Maverick] Pistols in Isle II, Sub-Machine Guns; Isle III. I got a couple of Sawn-off Shotguns in Isle V. Then of course we have the grenades in Isle VIII. Plenty to choose from. As for Armour; Isles IX and X.

The door swings closed, and Maverick crumples the wad of Viper chits and goes back to cleaning his weapons,

*An enormously loud banging rouses Marshall from his slumber, he'd fallen asleep clutching a large caliber rifle, at his sudden awakening he scrambles around for moments, the action looses off a shot*

[Grishnak] OI! YOO! Yoo just shot one o my lads matey!

*shrugs*

[Grishnak] Oh well... hell get over it... hes had worse...

Anyways, where's ya grinda thing? I need to sharpen my choppa.

*Grishnaks Mek starts rooting around in a pile of weapons, leaves without saying a word with about ten assault rifles under his arm*

[Grishnak] Oh, and get me sum ov dat weirdy ammo that burns stuff... dat stuffs good. The boyz need sum ammo too, but dont worry too much bout them....