A Conversation for FFTO Armoury

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Post 1

Tefkat

*Pelts with smiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomato*


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Post 2

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Aargh! Oof! It's nothing personal!
smiley - run


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Post 3

Tefkat

You said "Tefkat pelts"
Didn't you realise that would be taken as an invitation? smiley - devilsmiley - blackcat


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Post 4

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Invitation to what? Dance?
Don't mind if I do...

Tum-te-tum-te-tum


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Post 5

Tefkat

To pelt smiley - silly.

You dancing?


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Post 6

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

On the head of a pin.


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Post 7

Tefkat

An smiley - angel?


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Post 8

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

No. Just faking. You'd be amazed the doors it opens. Tables in all the best restaurants.


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Post 9

Tefkat

Do you dance on those?


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Post 10

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Only after a few drinks. Then I fall off and accidentally put on my magic ring.


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Post 11

Tefkat

Where did that puff of blue smoke come from?


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Post 12

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Just ask for three wishes.


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Post 13

Tefkat

In public? Out loud? smiley - blush


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Post 14

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Well, maybe you can whisper. Exactly how embarassing will they be?


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Post 15

Tefkat

smiley - devilsmiley - biggrin


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Post 16

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Okaaay...
*Steps backwards*

There's a magazine for people like you... smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

Tefkat

Don't tell me - it's attached to an AK-whatever rifle?


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Post 18

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

...first against the wall when the revolution comes...

AK-47. Or it's little brother AK-74.

(NB I am not a guns nut or anything; but I have just compiled a master guns list for a popular role-playing system)


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Post 19

Tefkat

I was going to say AK-47 but then the dyslexia kicked in and I started thinking it might be AK-17 or summat smiley - erm

(I'm only ickle)


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Post 20

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

And trying to spell Kalishnikov isn't really the easy route out...


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