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Come one, come all, and see what delights await you. Remember to sign for anything you take out. Our automated security system will burn you to a crisp if you forget your id card.

Weaponry

  1. Zowie Knife: A simple serrated knife with a life-time guarantee.
  2. Sabre: Work-a-day blade with monogrammed hilt.
  3. Desert Fox .42: A six-chamber ultra-reliable revolver. Takes standard chip ammunition.
  4. Boomstick Shred-o-matic: A pump-action weapon that takes confetti cartridges.
  5. Imported Buro Hellharrower: A beast of a weapon capable of automatic fire. You have been warned.

Clothing and Armour

  1. Mobility Suit: Gyroscope stabilised skin suit for unbeatable feats of acrobatics.
  2. Powered Zoot Suit: Look sharp and hit harder.
  3. Tefkat Armour: Ultra-hard polymer shell made from treated Tefkat pelts.

Useful Items

  1. Synaptic Enhancer: Boosts reaction times threefold.
  2. Perception Goggles: Renders reality into concepts, so even the most craftily hidden targets appear as 'hidden'. Can also read moderated posts.
  3. Hologrammatic Displacement Cuff-links: Make yourself invisible to the enemy.
  4. Robotic Limbs: Superb strength and durability, but sometimes they have a mind of their own.

Vehicles

  1. Nitro-buggy: A nippy little run-about with a fair turn of speed.
  2. Combat Aerofoil: Small, one-fox aircraft with a reputation for being a little hard to control.

Caveat



Information conerning many of these items was recovered following an extensive operation in the desert.


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