h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YaY!!!

pushing buttons is so much fun I could do it all day and never ever ever get bored. I just love pushing buttons. Even if I have no idea what a button does or even if it does nothing at all I will still find it very very very fun to push. I love pushing buttons.

YAY for buttons

Buttoneers of the world unite!!!

YEAH!! WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PRESS WHEEEEEE PRESS - I must get hold of the bit in HHGG (radio) where the buttons are being pressed which "feels nice" and makes funny sounds It's so surreal though I haven't a clue what it contributes to the story line..

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