h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*HELICIOTER POV An Aston Martin with two sets of skis on the roof rack pulls into the village*

*There is an old sawmill in the valley*

*A black van pulls in to the curb and parks a block behind the AM. No one gets out.*

*JB notices a hint of gunmetal through his rearview mirror*

*To mysteriuos lady*If I were you I'd get ready to duck

*An aerial slides smoothly up from the van*

*seeing nothing else for it, Joanna ducks*

*Rockets are launched from the back of the AM towards the van*

*JB slams the car into gear and heads of accelerating as fast as he can*

*The rockets are met half-way down the block by rockets fired from the van*



*The van accelerates after the AM, and gains due to the superior traction of the studded tires on the icy roads*

*James steer the AM towards the bobsleigh run*

*He flips a switch in the steering column and runners come out of the side of the AM*

How decent of R to think of everything.

*The van follows the AM onto the bobsleigh run, makes it as far as the first turn, but then rolls. The van continues down the run on its side, where it is flipped onto its roof. The next turn flips it to its other side. There is then a long straightaway, endin in a hairpin turn. Going into the turn, the camera shows the terrified faces of the van's driver and passenger, then shows a rear view of the van approaching the turn at incredible speed. When the van hits the turn ...*

*A homing beacon lights up on the dashboard*

Well, well it appears Eomando is not too far away.

*James sneds the AM down the track in the knowledge that the van is too wide to follow*

*Joanna relaxes...*
*I think we may have lost them for the time being...*

*The AM continues sucessfully to the end of the run*

*The explosion rocks the finish hut*

*JB retracts the runners not before pressing a button to release the snow chain covered wheels*

*He heads off in the direction of a nearby sawmill*

*A small radar dish discretely tracks the AM from the roof of the sawmill*

*DD revs up the engine and crashes into the sawmill with the machine guns blazing*

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