h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It didn't seem all that terrible to me, did i miss something?

Did not George III say once "Bugger Tunbridge Wells"?

AG

More likely as the coach stopped he was heard to say "Tunbridge Wells.....Bugger!"

I think his last words were "bugger Bognor", but maybe he buggered a lot of places. Not as many as Thatcher, mind.

lets face it if George III din't say I will
"Bugger Tunbridge Wells. Its a god forsaken hole"

Never having been to Tunbridge Wells is the place really
healthy or are their a lot of holes in the ground?
Incidentally, is there a Tunbridge Ills?

yes there is but it is too sick to see anyone at the moment.

No. I went to the 'Wells' on business once, and I ended up in bed with a lovely girl who looked like Alice Beer off of 'Watchdog'. I don't know anything about the pantiles. I know it's the pantiles that's all I know about it.

I thought it was the tunbridge ills
what the '''''' is the
panti ills

good question.

thank you
i thought so

The Pantiles is a Medeavil shopping centre

i knew that. really i did.

Did Robin Hood and that old showoff Big John shop at the Pantilles Medieval Shopping Centre?

is that the meddy evil equivalent of a mall

Maid Marion used to get her wild boars from the medieval mall butchery while Robin got his arrows sharpened at Arrows R Us

did they sell the 'self splitting when getting one up the shaft' type of arrow

Arrows R Us used only the finest steel bought back from the Crusades by Richard 111. It was when one of Robin's arrows purchased from Arrows R Us killed his favourite court jester he remarked "Bugger Tunbridge Wells" as mentioned earlier on this page.

I can just see
Sir Lawrence Olivier
hunched on his horse at the crusades
with a bag of
steel for sheffield
whilst sherrif mat dylan
carried coal to the new castle

Good point JohnnyR. It must have been the steel from the melted down chastity belts that were not needed now Richard and the lads were back from the crusades