h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A wild goose chase of a ride!

Two dectives search through clues gained by interviewing witnesses and doctors in a rather vain attempt to try and solve the murder of a young prostitute!
Thrills and Chills, not to mention twists galore!

Fresh from singing with Robbie Williams, Jane Horrocks stars as Ashtree along side Alan Rickman, who's taking a break from the comedic Harry Potter films to play the role of Townsly, completing the detective duo.

David Conway, the victims boyfriend is played by none other than Ben Affleck, veteran of such diverse movies as Pearl Harbor and Dogma.

Emilia, fellow prostitute, and the victims flatmate is more than sumptuously enacted by Alyson Hannigan, known to us all as the lesbian witch, Willow from the Buffy series and as the rather dominant Michelle in American Pie.

And not forgetting the magnificant Jason Mewes, known to many as Jay from the Jay and Silent Bob movies.

And making a special guest appearance the lyth Gwenyth Paltrow, from such hits as Sliding Doors and Shakespeare In Love.

You know, most people so far have just told who's going to be in the film...

Be thankful I haven't put up the first scene

Oh yeah...

And directed by none other than Kevin Smith, the other half of the Jay and Silent Bob partnership!

http://www.technoimbiber.co.uk/GlenMiller/
because over the top, isn't enough.

Overkill, Pastey.. Overkill... But I like it....

Is there such a thing as overkill?

Probably not.. I just wish that I had something better than "MS Paint" here at work, and if I did, I'd definitely get a poster together for my film as well...

That's a photo of a clock some metal artist made.

The overkill is that the script will be appearing there soon...

Get out the popcorn folks! It's Showtime!!

OK, so apart from the fact that you've clearly got too much time on your hands, I like the site! Have you also thought about linking your fantasy film (and its stars) through to the appropriate pages on the FFL? Take this as an official "It's OK by us" from the Mr Men!

Hello there - what a pleasant surprise

I like your site, it's a nice idea, and well executed. h2g2 is a cool place as well. Hope you like it here

I do like h2g2, although right now it's a Big Scary Thing.

Thanks for the kind words about the FFL. If you have any comments or suggestions for the site, drop me a line.

Now, where do I go to rant (in a nice way) about The Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul?

*rubs hands*

Well, you've come to the right place. I'm an ACE - Assistant Community Editor - and we've volunteered to help any newcomers and answer any questions. If you want an overview of the site, I have a welcome page at A663699. It can be big and scary at first, but the people here are really friendly.

A good place for general discussions is <./>Askh2g2</.>, so you might want to try there

Oh, and - is there any way of changing the name of my little league?

Not yet...

Our techie guru Mr Smith is in the middle of a major site redesign, which means going through 200 files and 7600 lines of code, fixing the hastily cobbled-together bits, revamping the user admin section and making system admin easier for the Mr Men.

So when he unleashes the new version (probably in a few weeks' time) it should have all these useful features built in. Hopefully. Maybe. Um, I'll ask...

I'd be more than happy to link to it.

As soon as I do get some spare time. It seems to come and go in spurts at the moment, such is the way of life eh? Just let me get this first day at a new job over and done with this afternoon and I'll get onto it. Cheers!