Created | Updated Feb 28, 2002
Ducks 
are pretty things that swim in ponds and rivers
And waddle along by the sides
Of ponds and rivers.
Like pigeons, though
They're not very nice with chips.
Fish 
are much better with chips than ducks are.
In fact they're the nicest things you can have with chips
Except beefburgers 
sometimes when you're out shopping
But then you call them fries..
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