A Conversation for Finally Proof that there is no God.

So long, and thanks for all the worship!

Post 1

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh Whoops! Cockup! smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


So long, and thanks for all the worship!

Post 2

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Yep, still amazed nobody spotted it sooner smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

They had 2,000 years to study it and nobody noticed!?
If we're made in God's image, he must be pretty stupid
(well, he did destroy himself...)...
...
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Post 4

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

And so to my other theory that God was an Amoeba. He created the first man in his own image, yeah? And the earliest living creatures found on the planet are single-cell Amoebas, yeah? So therefore, God (had he existed) would have been an Amoeba. smiley - ok


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Post 5

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

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So long, and thanks for all the worship!

Post 6

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

This is what spending the first 14 years of your life being forced to go to church will do for you! smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I know how you feel, I'm a calculated atheist.


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Post 8

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Yeah, I think I'm more of a militant evangelical atheist now though.


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Post 9

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

What sort is that?


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Post 10

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

It's a revenge thing, I like to go and stand outside churches and sing anti-hymns with my Guitar while handing out pro-atheist leaflets. That'll show 'em.


So long, and thanks for all the worship!

Post 11

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Ri-chess!! smiley - ok


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Post 12

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

I'm thinking of starting an atheist church smiley - erm


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Post 13

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Whoops! Contradiction in terms! Doh! smiley - doh


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Post 14

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Yeah, that's where it all falls down really....


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Post 15

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

How about an Athiest congregational society?


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Post 16

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Now that could work! I really want a sort of anti-salvation army though.


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Post 17

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Can't help there...


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Post 18

Xanatic

What about when Jesus said he was not there to change the old laws? Or when he got angry at people for not following the old laws? If it is simple imperfection you go for, just use the contraditions in the Old Testament.


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Post 19

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

It holds together like a political agenda...


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Post 20

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Now that's very true...


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