Peta

O Beauteous, thrice Wondrous Peta (in italics)

Whose name doesn't rhyme with greater or later or better or letter

but with greeter and with parking-meter (in italics)

With your beauty and your gentleness, you grace The Tower,

(With Abi too) and that's specially nice because you're really and truly one of Ours.

There's lots of helpful things every day you do

To help us researchers of h2g2 -

O splendid and tireless organiser of Community activities - (you're so nice you should be on the wireless
) - you're a peacekeeper too, and party organiser and gossip-monger

And because of your rare beauty you could never be mistaken for a fish-monger

In the Tower surrounded by your old CVs

Or down here putting us at our ease

We're so very glad you're so kind and nice and friendly and helpful without any fuss

Because you're still one of us

Even a humble poet can say out loud without fear of contradiction that no-one could ever ever ever be sweeter


Than our very own thrice-Beauteous Peta (in italics)