A Conversation for More Than 42 Uses For A Towel...
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- a one person changing room with a "liable to fall down at any time" door.
- a giraffe excluder - roll it up, lay below door ... hey presto, no giraffes ... or drafts for that matter
- aftersun - soak in cold water and drape over burnt area ...
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Zarquon's Singing Fish! Posted Dec 5, 2001
1. Use it to sit on in a naturist camp (this is a real use and a demonstration of naturist etiquette).
2. Put it over your head, tie some string round it and hey presto - Lawrence of Arabia.
3. as well as lying on it whilst sunbathing, it can be used to cover sensitive bits, eg feet, head.
4. Soak it in cold water and use to soothe the fevered brow.
5. Use it to mop up the bathroom floor after a small child (or older person, in enebriated state) has wee'd on it.
6. Use round nether regions as a nappy/diaper either for real or at a fancy dress party.
7. Use as an emergency curtain.
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Lifson Kofie Posted Dec 6, 2001
Many thanks to you both!
I'll update the list as soon as I get round to it!!!
Iam hoping that eventually we could get 142 or something like! With all you researchers out there giving a hand - I'm sure we could get there!!!
Mank thanks again!
Lifson
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broelan Posted Dec 7, 2001
lay it on the floor next to the bed at night so you step on it and not the cold floor first thing in the morning. drape it on the sofa to keep the sofa from collecting pet hair. snap it at people (or beasts) you wish to repel. lay it over vents to prevent things falling in vents. hang it over a window that has no curtains. wipe dew off the windscreen in the mornings before your commute. wrap it around the bottom of the 
to hide the cheesy plastic base. wrap it around your head to hide the evidence of your embarrassing attempt at home hair color.
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Lifson Kofie Posted Dec 10, 2001
Ooooh - nice!
I can see us hitting the 42 mark soonish! I'll try and update the page tomorrow (11-12-2001) 'cos I've got a review day. Means I only have to come in for half an hour and have the rest of the day orf!
Many Thanks - Gotta Go!
Lifson
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Seb Posted Apr 8, 2003
*Using it to fool someone into lending you, for instance, a space suit.
*Tripping over while drunk.
*Putting,folded over, on head as a sound deadener.
*Etc.
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