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...and don't let it rain.

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Some Hope Otherwise We Expect Rain

Some days just start out gloomy from the earliest crack of dawn,
Hopes of any decent weather look increasingly forlorn,
Otherwise our best laid plans will have to be withdrawn.
We listen to the forecast and to what they have to say,
Expect bad weather from now on, until the end of May
Rain spoils what would otherwise have been a perfect day

Singing in the rain -

Have they half a brain?

Oh, now they are dancing

Watch those two start prancing!

Each of those weird fellas

Rotates their umbrella.

The rhythm is quite right, let's go with:

Singing in the rain -

Have they half a brain?

Oh, now they're dancing

Watch them start prancing!

Each of the fellas

Rotates his umbrella.

There, that's nearly right.

Some people sneeze,
Hope for rain,
Only water can save us.
Where did all that pollen come from?
Early spring sucks. I want a
Revolver to shoot those trees.