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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Started conversation Dec 14, 2001
If you`ve just joined the ACF and have any questions just ask Red Dog here.
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Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted Jan 1, 2002
Glad to be here. Its so nice to be united for such a good cause. Nobody likes a wet dog. Not even other wet dogs.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 1, 2002
Glad you found the induction centre MD. Feel free to jump right in - Clipboard vs the Dogs thread off the Dog House is the most active at present. Alternatively just go and find a Cat to abuse 
.
Give me a few minutes and I'll update the Dog House register and pop-ups with your details.
Red
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Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted Jan 1, 2002
I appreciate the efficiency. I think I'll go out and hammer on some trash bins, and gather a fresh kitten pelt or two. Happy new year.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 1, 2002
If you get any pelts don`t forget I need a hat and gloves to complete my `special` outfit
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jan 1, 2002
Hay, hell win the special award if he presents you with them, rd. member when you said that?
Beter get the reward ready.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 1, 2002
S`all in my head ..... just need to get the reward put together.
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Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted Jan 1, 2002
Well, that wasn't as easy as I thought. 
MD 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 1, 2002
I`m still slightly pink from when they Henna`d me 
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Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted Jan 1, 2002
I wish I had read more about the cat thing before hunting on my own. They are mean! This cute little fuzzy kitten beat the snot out of me! Does anyone have a litle extra dog fur to spare? I don't care to say for where. Please, not henna. MD
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 2, 2002
you need to get yourself kitted up with ACF weaponry at the Armoury at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A604667. That`ll even things up a bit.
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NexusSeven Posted Feb 6, 2002
Colonel NexusSeven, Officer in charge of the 3rd Armoured Flea Division, reporting for duty SAH!
As sometime C-in-C of the Foreign Fleagion ( ), my expertise is great in guerilla warfare. My little guys will give those cats a licking... well, an itching, anyway.
What're my orders, sah?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 7, 2002
Mon Colonel, Mon Brave !
*salutes* 
its the closest smiley we have
Delighted to have you aboard old chap 
. Been on a recce in the far east for a few days checking out a rumour that they eat Dogs there 
. Bally rumour was completely true 
. Major coup for the dastardly Cats .
I've updated the rollcall of heros at the Doghouse with your details 
.
Your Flegion will bring a touch of gallic elan to our forces. You might even want to create a guide entry sometime much as the Airforce and Naval types have. Just try and keel the little blighters away from my favourite Kitten Pelt coat wot Peregrin gave me would you
We're just trying to get all the various battle threads reorganised but one of the Cats (Captain Venom has acquired some flea technology whcih you mught be able to counter for us). Give me a while and I'm dig out the thread reference once I've got through the backlog !
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NexusSeven Posted Feb 7, 2002
Yes, sah! Will get cracking on flea collar technology!
And I shall create at some point the Furthest Outpost of the Foreign Flegion, the Fort that is the Divisional HQ of the 3rd Armoured Flea Div...
...The Fleapit.
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NexusSeven Posted Feb 11, 2002
PREEEEsenting...
...The Fleapit!!
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[I'll add some conversation threads to detail some of the areas in the fort, such as battlements, parade ground etc etc when I have a moment. Then, cry Havok! and let slip the Dogs of War! ]
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 11, 2002
Magnificent ! Out own outpost against the toe-rags . I couldn't resist making a posting
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NexusSeven Posted Feb 11, 2002
There we go; I've started a few more conversations at the fort, to flesh out a couple more locations. Although I'm not sure about fleas riding camels, but oh well...
I haven't made any posts to set up cat locations, as I'm sure the cunning devils will be more than able to do it themselves...
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- 1: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 14, 2001)
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- 3: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 1, 2002)
- 4: Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs (Jan 1, 2002)
- 5: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 1, 2002)
- 6: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jan 1, 2002)
- 7: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 1, 2002)
- 8: Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs (Jan 1, 2002)
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