h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...you think of Sarah Jane Smith's departure with a tear in your eye every time you hear the song "Sarah" by Starship.

Did that pilot of the Sarah Jane adventures ever get made into a series?

I quite enjoyed it, does that make me sad?

Shooting has been delayed "because of Torchwood".

And no, you're not sad, I watched it too and not just for said two-year-old's sake. It was interesting to see a show that, while clearly aimed at children, didn't seem childish in any way.

SJA is being filmed at the moment.

... You see the headline 'Franklin suffers heat exhusion' and you wonder when Richard Franklin's health became front page news.

No, seriously, that really was the only famous Franklin I could think of until I clicked the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6942929.stm

... You're rewatching an episode of Doctor Who Confidential which is focusing on the daleks, and your four year old son pipes up, three minutes into the episode, "Where's Nick Briggs?"

The Fan Gene is going strong.

Soo cute. To mind mind the only 2 reasons to have children are kids clothes and all the cool stuff you can indoctrinate them with!

Continuing the theme of 'fanfic you wish had never been written':

Christ above, Pensioner Porn. First Doctor/Evelyn Symthe. Seriously though, who thinks these things up? Who thinks "Hmm, oldest Doctor and oldest companion, yes. I'll have to come up with some seriously contrived reason for them ever meeting, but never mind, it's worth it. The world really needs to read about their erotic adventures".

Argh! My brain, my beautiful brain!

Mad, isn' it? I mean, there's some really sweet non-porny Sixth Doctor/Evelyn stuff out there, but there's always someone ready to take it to a whole 'nother level.

There's not enough time in the world for me to start reading that! I know from past experience that if I read one I'll keep reading - regardless of quality or taste - and then the day will be over and I will have acheived nothing!

"The goggles - they do nothing!"

There are some images that'll stay in your mind for EVER!

You read all the Doctor Who thread, and find nothing you don't know.

Now that's just showing off!!
tee hee

...you're listening to a Scissor Sisters album and find yourself wishing you could watch John Simm being all nasty with a wheelchair.

You've explained to your boss that for the next 10 weeks you will be leaving work on the dot every Monday, as it's absolutely vital you're home for 5 o'clock.

You go back downstairs after going to be Sunday night because it's suddenly occured to you you have the pilot fron christmas on vid somewhere and you could record the series on the smae tape!