h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trombones are known as the perfect instrument .you can take out drummers with a pedal b flat at 20 yards or whole sections with a high f. But the bone player when on form can make sax players look like honking chickens but then all sax players are known as "bit bit" .

Exuse me, but there is only one wetter instrument then the 'bone, and that's the Tuba!? And besides both the Violin and the Timpani can Glis' with ease. And the clarinet (see Rhapsody in blue) and the voice, and cello, viola, bass, guitar, bass guitar, trumpet. Hmm, that's it, And the Sax is sexier, It even sounds a bit like sex. the only thing the Trombone has in common with sex is being wet, and once you play the trombone you regret it the night after.