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Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Oct 21, 2001
Also parodied in the third Evil Dead movie: "Army of Darkness" Starring Bruce Campbell and Directed by Sam Raimi. To whit:
Our hero stands before a plinth bearing the magical tome: The Necronomicon: The Book of the Dead.
He must repeat aloud three magic words to prevent the Deadites from waking. So in a deep and important voice he begins:
"KLAATU BARADA NIK- ?"
"What was the 'N' word?!!"
"oooh the stupid wise man and his three little words"
"*ahem* KLAATU BARADA N -necktie?, nickel?? ..."
:::Looks about at the empty and desolate graveyard:::
"KLAATU BARADA NIK~harrumph! *ahem* *ahem*
:::Looks about at the empty and desolate graveyard:::
Picks up the magic book and the armies of darkness rise from their graves.
"What? WHAT I said the words, I said the words!!!!"
Hail to king, baby! 
Clive 
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