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I, Euan, wish to join the Potato Army
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Started conversation Jul 3, 2002
I, Euan, am ready and willing to sign up to the ranks of the Potato Army.
In joining the Potato Army I will be able to offer my skills in laser guidance for potato ballistics.
Signed Euan
I, Euan, wish to join the Potato Army
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 15, 2002
lazer guidence
Would you care to give a demostration?
I, Euan, wish to join the Potato Army
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jul 15, 2002
Well, if that's practical...
Using a low power infrared laser: shine laser so spot appears on target.
Fit potato with seeker head (eyes).
Attitude adjusting roots direct potato in flight to spot.
If necessary, leaves can be used as drogue parachute for retardation.
I, Euan, wish to join the Potato Army
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 15, 2002
*scractches head*
Umm whats that button for there
*points to a big red button on the lazer which has a label on in which says "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MUST YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON"*
Big red button
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jul 15, 2002
That's the Death Star mode. Unfortunately can't be used to target terrestrial objects as aforementioned Terra ceases to exist.
Big red button
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 19, 2002
Maybe it will be the ideal wepon to use against auntie eidith shes full of terror
Well welcome to the ranks
Heres your standard issue spud gun
*hands him a spud gun
cheers
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jul 19, 2002
Thank you, Sir!
*Puts spud gun in holster*
*Waits*
cheers
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 20, 2002
psssttt
Go here F78193?thread=psssttt
Go here F78193 we're making plans
cheers
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 4, 2002
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I, Euan, wish to join the Potato Army
- 1: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 3, 2002)
- 2: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 15, 2002)
- 3: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 15, 2002)
- 4: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 15, 2002)
- 5: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 15, 2002)
- 6: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 15, 2002)
- 7: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 19, 2002)
- 9: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 20, 2002)
- 10: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 4, 2002)
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