A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ
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I, Wargamer, wish to join the Potato Army
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Started conversation Jan 31, 2002
I, Wargamer, am ready and willing to sign up to the ranks of the Potato Army.
In joining the Potato Army I will be able to offer my skills in Mechanics and weapons manufacturing. I'm ready to go the distance! 
Signed Researcher 188882
I, Wargamer, wish to join the Potato Army
dd Posted Jan 31, 2002
It seems a weird Potao Army that has no one in Charge of Chips!
What about Oven Chips?
Potato Waffles?
I, Wargamer, wish to join the Potato Army
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Jan 31, 2002
Ok Wargamer you in, heres your spud gun. As you want to be responsible for Mechanics and weapons manufacturing perhaps you could improve the spud gun along with feadah the weapons expert.
dd, do you want to be part of the potato army and if so would you like to be in charge of chips.
Snowman 
Chips I
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Jan 31, 2002
Befroe I say yes or no, why would you want to look after the hot fat?
Snowman
Chips I
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 31, 2002
Glad to be here!
I've already built an 'improved' version of the spudgun (although it is illegal anywhere on earth). It takes about 10-30 seconds to reload but can fire upto 100m and has been known to put a dent in a wooden door! 
I'd like to think that the 'Bombard' Spudgun will become standard issue soon (although it may not be long before I design another...).
One thing, can I use Metal potatoes, or put iron rods inside them? If I could, I can modify my Pie-Bomb Rifle to fire potatoes! 
If you need anything else, give me a call.
Wargamer.
Chips I
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 31, 2002
Ouch! Hot fat! Actually, I could modify a flamer to fire hot fat...
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Oh, before I forget, would anyone like to join the Mutant League? It's an organization dedicated to the more 'exciting' sports out there. It's free to all h2g2 members, and we can decide the sport when we have members (we'll do anything from Hockey to Paintball). What do you think? Head to my page and use the 'Join The League' discussion. Anyway...
TO THE FACTORY 
Chips I
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Jan 31, 2002
dd, so do you want ot be in the potato army and if so I'll put you in charge of chips.
Wargamer I accept the idea for new weapons.
Snowman
Chips I
dd Posted Jan 31, 2002
How could I resist. OK, I'm in -- I am a real spud lover.
I'll post my recipe for perfect mash soon.
Chips I
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 1, 2002
Ok you on the page and you're in charge of chips.
Snowman
Chips I
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 1, 2002
No it isn't it depends on the quality of the potatoes.
Snowman
Chips I
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 3, 2002
I've never found imperfect mash! I must have led a sheltered life...
Chips I
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 7, 2002
Well you may lead a sheltered life? but I'm not one to judge.
Snowman
Chips I
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 7, 2002
Yeah... say, you ever tried Mash, Sausage, Beans and Gravy ALL TOGETHER? Mmmmmmm.... tasty mash pile...
Chips I and Mash
dd Posted Feb 7, 2002
I know two londoners who put vinegar on Mash.
Heathens -- if not Potato Haters. Vinegar should (essential perhaps) be put on Chips and other inferior fried potatoes.
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I, Wargamer, wish to join the Potato Army
- 1: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 31, 2002)
- 2: dd (Jan 31, 2002)
- 3: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Jan 31, 2002)
- 4: dd (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Jan 31, 2002)
- 6: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 31, 2002)
- 7: Floh Fortuneswell (Jan 31, 2002)
- 8: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 31, 2002)
- 9: dd (Jan 31, 2002)
- 10: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 31, 2002)
- 11: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Jan 31, 2002)
- 12: dd (Jan 31, 2002)
- 13: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 1, 2002)
- 14: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 1, 2002)
- 15: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 1, 2002)
- 16: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 3, 2002)
- 17: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 7, 2002)
- 18: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 7, 2002)
- 19: dd (Feb 7, 2002)
- 20: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 7, 2002)
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