A Conversation for h2g2 Super Heroes
I'm a hero too!
Mrs V Posted Oct 11, 2001
You couldn't be Barking. But if you were I would understand you as I am fluent in dog.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Oct 11, 2001
I could be Barking, but not barking. I only understand cat.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 12, 2001
I'm not sure I want to put that on my page. It looks 
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Oct 14, 2001
My wide hair powers are real I tell you. Real!!!!
And I'm honestly not Barking. If I was going to be any town I'd be Twice Brewed. Well I'd settle for being Once Brewed. (OK, so they're more like villages than towns). But not Barking.
I could be Insane, Indiana.
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Kaz Posted Oct 15, 2001
Just don't be called Places or live in Places. On the weather forecast, they always say that there will be a little rain in Places. So it must be a very damp place!
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Mrs V Posted Oct 15, 2001
You could be Twice BRewed, there's a very niced inn there. But only if I can be Hexham so we can still chat
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Oct 16, 2001
Hey Mrs V, why not be Once Brewed, then you would be even closer than Hexham and we wouldn't have to shout.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Oct 16, 2001
And Kazzikins, according to Met Office records, Places is the wettest erm...place in the UK. Probablt 'cos of all them showers.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 16, 2001
I'm thinking of moving to Jeopardy. There are always plenty of jobs in Jeopardy, wherever it is. 
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Density Posted Oct 16, 2001
I've got Super Speed! ...and here I thought my superpowers were Sleep Comfortably Anywhere and Really Bendy Thumb.
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Density Posted Oct 17, 2001
It's good for party tricks, but not much else.
Okay, maybe one or two other things.
But it doesn't help me fight crime.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 17, 2001
Of course it does! All those slow old criminals that you can chase down in a flash!
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Mrs V Posted Oct 17, 2001
I've got really bendy fingers, maybe we could form a gang!
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Oct 18, 2001
A gang? Soperheroes don't form gangs! Surely you must mean a Superteam.
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Density Posted Oct 18, 2001
Wow! I've never thought of chasing down slow old criminals with my bendy thumb!
Hmmm... what is the proper terminology for a grouping of superheros? I mean, you have a herd of cattle and a murder of crows. "A gang of superheros"... gang implies crime. "A superteam of superheros"... aliterative, but redundant. Maybe just "team" or "band" would do.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Would that be a classic goo of heroes?
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- 21: Mrs V (Oct 11, 2001)
- 22: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Oct 11, 2001)
- 23: I'm not really here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 24: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Oct 14, 2001)
- 25: Kaz (Oct 15, 2001)
- 26: Mrs V (Oct 15, 2001)
- 27: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Oct 16, 2001)
- 28: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Oct 16, 2001)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 16, 2001)
- 30: Density (Oct 16, 2001)
- 31: Kaz (Oct 16, 2001)
- 32: Density (Oct 17, 2001)
- 33: I'm not really here (Oct 17, 2001)
- 34: Mrs V (Oct 17, 2001)
- 35: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 36: Density (Oct 18, 2001)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 38: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 40: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
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