h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But the thing is, on my curvy keyboard (which is one of the few things Microsoft make that I actually like, ignoring that they commission them from someone else and then stick their name on it), I can actually type quickly and accurately. I'm getting better on these keyboards because of all the practice I've had lately, although that's going to shrink again because our phonel ines are being installed tomorrow afternoon! Woohoo!