h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear Greebs,

I wonder if you can point me in some kind of right direction with one of those lovely pointed claws of yours...

See, after having spent ours looking at Marvin, our lovely, soft, white-fluffly-furred cat doing those 16-18 ours daily sleep comfortably arranged on the bed covers (or elsewhere soft, war, sun-rayed), I have decided that I want to be a cat living with a decent, human family in my next life.

Do you know how I start qualifying for that?

Hello SV... ~hug~... so you want to be a cat does you... ~grin~... hmmm... tis very difficult to become what you were not born as... ~bigger grin~... of course me has no understanding of your problem... as me has never wanted to be anything other than what me is... a puffrectly wonderful cat... gorgous... cute and sexy... wide eyed... bright and cheerful... ~grin~

We cats believe very much in the next life... after all... we all have nine of them... which is jolly useful... hmmm... maybe you should start worshipping that which you would like to be... that might help... especially if the the one you worship is none other thn me... ~grinny grin~... me thinks that might help with your ambition big time...

Wubbles...Greebs... xxx

What if you want to be somthing else in your next life, like say a bird?

(don't you dare MaW)

and I don't mean one of thouse canairys or little birdies ah no, I'm talking maby an egle(SP?) or a Hawk of some kind.

-- DoctorMO --

Hello Doc.. ~hug~
Is that what you would really want to be??? A bird... albeit a bird of prey... Hmmm... is everyone so fed up of being human??? Me knows that mankind is not the nicest of Gods creations... but surely it can't be this bad???

Greebs

You see the forever things a bit much, so I was hoping that maby ya know I would get a chance to be somthing difrent for a change, Allbe it a human has intelegnts and basicaly rules this planet down the Sea level, but that dosn't mean I should be stuck with the situation because some reigion in the past said that we all go the heven in that nice pretty way of (your mind looks like your body) what a joke.

-- DoctorMO --

~Grin~... me has never aspired to be anything different... so me not quite understand the emotions envloved in wanting to be something else... ~bigger grin~

But...

Is me a cat who thinks she is human... or a human who thinks she is a cat?

or nether, you could be just a mouse or somthing playing a human playing a cat.



-- DoctorMO --

Hmmm - that's an idea...

Now, dear Greebo - to you too, btw - if you lift up your chin, I can scratch you a wee bit there with a soft finger. Do you like that as much as Marvin (ours, that is - though he is named after the very robot) - and for that matter, as much as Diva (his sister)?

*worshipping of all his might*

I see, well I'm guesing that you have a very cough... wierd family ever considered Depoll?

-- DoctorMO --