A Conversation for Love Bites
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Leeloo Started conversation May 13, 1999
Excuse me young lady - it sounds as if you are talking from personal experience here. You haven't got a love bite have you? Does your mother know about this?
I know because......
LooLoo Posted May 13, 1999
This is from personal experience and the offender in mind has been warned with a yellow card, next offence and it will be a red card. No my mother has no idea about these and she won't find out either.
Should know better...
Leeloo Posted May 24, 1999
Sound's like you're talking from experience too! I'm disgusted with the lot of you!
Whatever
The Dancing Tree Posted Jul 12, 1999
Even worse was when an ex decided it would be fun to give me one on the arm*. Bloody hurt for weeks (although, of course, easier to cover up).
*Erm, a love bite, that is.
Red Card / Yellow Card
Blx 5 Posted Jul 12, 1999
has the boyfriend learned from the yellow card, or did you have to give him the red one?
Red Card / Yellow Card
Leeloo Posted Jul 14, 1999
David - is that you? 
She packed that one in, took a vow of celibacy and within a fortnight had herself a new one! Some people are just addicted to love ... or should I say sex?!
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