Love Bites

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Disgusting things. These are achieved by a offender sucking hard enough on some poor soul's neck to draw blood, apparently as a sign of affection ...The rumour that the application of toothpaste onto the wound in order to aid recovery can be exposed as a myth, you just smell of toothpaste for the remainder of the day. The only way to hide these hideous marks is to cover your self either in Concealer or wear polo necks for the duration . This can be anything from a couple of days and if you are dating Dracular they can last for several months. THIS IS A SACKABLE OFFENCE AND VERY UNHYGENIC.

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