h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*screach* Ladies Gentalm... *taps mike* (aside) is this thing on? it is? oh

*clears throght*
Laidies Gentalmen fish frogs rats frog people....erm.
*clears throght again*
Members of SATS it is my distinct pleasure to anounce the nominations for the UT song the nominations are.....

Shagbark for the song:

How many roads must a man walk down
Without a towel in his hand.
How many times can he lie on the beach
With nothing between him and sand?
How many times must a towel smiley
Be called for before they can see-
That we're not going away
We're not going away
Give us a towel smiley

And that concludes the songs found. and the winner is... *opens envelope* and this is rather controversial the winner is......Shagbark!!!
*taped claping*
so come up here and take the UT song !!

And now the nominations for the best towel related joke...
the nominations are:

The Black Racoon for: What do u call a hitchhiker without a towel?
severly disadvantaged.

Rat for: Why did the towel cross the road?
It didn't.

and Shagbark for:
An overweight american was visiting London
he saw a sign in a window
Buy this towel and you will lose five pounds immediately.
so he went in and bought it.
What do I owe you he asked the clerk
the clerk said "Five Pounds"

all of the above recive suprise and the winner for the SATS towle joke is..........
*opens brown envelope* £20,000.23!!! uh sorry thats the rent for this place...
*opens blue matalic envelope*
The black racoon!!!
*taped claping*
And here is the award for funny(almost)towel jokes.

and now a new award: the most avtive towel demonstration: and the nominations are

Rat who has put his personal space on strike

Clelba for the message on the sats page:
join our noble campaign to inflict a towel smiley upon the needy h2g2 community. we have survived too long without such a benefit. recognise us, or be damned!

and the winner is.......
Rat! who recives gold s to decorate somthing with.
*taped claping*
any one who wants to make a speach or to congratulate the winners can do so here
*puts background lift music on*




goth fish president of SATS

Oh, I'm so happy...I'd just like to thank my producer, the director, the camera men, my co-star, the funny looking dog down the street, the decorator, my mum, my great aunt, my pet fish, the feller who owns the shop on the corner, my next door-neighbour, my next door neighbour the other way, their next door neighbour and anybody who's ever seen an episode of home and away or wogan.

There is power in a union come on strike with me!

*fondles *
*drops *
*breaks *
*sulks*

*applauds*
(someday this will work!)

i didn't win...
but then i didn't even know i was nominated so yay!!
^. .^
= ' =

Just so everyone is clear the above awards were at the party in 2001

What is there going to be new awards
*runs off to think of some award winning ideas*