A Conversation for The Kitchen
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You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
spimcoot Started conversation Aug 25, 2001
Oh good, no-one in here. What's to eat...mm, raw spaghetti, my favourite.
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
Don't think there's no-one here! 
The kitchen is the best place for a party after all!
And if you want anything to eat, you can have almost any meal that you want!
Glad to see you! 
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
spimcoot Posted Aug 25, 2001
Lovely, now I need a drink; can I get one without having to go to the bar? Yes, but not having one of those smiley things for 'magic' I'll have to see what's around...here's the freezer:
- a 'Sad Meal for One' with a money off voucher for valium on the back. Oo, novel. Damn, 'valid until 22nd December 1982'.
- An ice-cube tray with instructions: 'instant ice, just add water (instant may mean up to five hours)'. Cute.
- Ah, here we are, behind the frozen hot chestnuts, half a bottle of vodka, 'now with added anti-freeze'. Perfect.
There's some milk on the side. A White Russian would go down well (no Cossack jokes please). Curses, no Kahlua. Hm, coffee granules...can I?...should I?...yes.
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
spimcoot Posted Aug 25, 2001
Eek! I'm not alone in here?! I'd better remove this blancmange from my pants before someone sees.
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
spimcoot Posted Aug 25, 2001
Ah, well in that case, hand me those sundry cake decorations Ottox - might as well do it in style with silver sugar balls.
And congratulations on your longevity.
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
* hands spimcoot the sugar balls *
Are you sure this is a good idea? 
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 25, 2001
This kitchen is haunted
But the is very friendly, and really just came to add some special mould to the food, and wish Ottox a happy anniversary!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 26, 2001
Hi !
Are you the Fearsome Phantom from Balwyniti or are you someone else?
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 26, 2001
Mould in the food? 
That would be okay if you were only talking
about the blue cheese, but I have a feeling
you're not.
That valium coupon sounded pretty good, though
prozac would be more helpful. Anyway, there are
supposed to be certain herbs that lift the spirits.
And, for someone feeling blue from seasonal affective
disorders, the carbohydrate cravings can so readily
be satisfied by party foods like 
and 
and sweetened 
or 
. Oh, this is the place
to be if you're feeling blue! 
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 26, 2001
This is the place to be if you're feeling *hungry*!!!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Aug 26, 2001
*sneaks in through the back door*
Right, now Ottox said there was food!! Where would it be??
*rummages around in cupboards*
I know, the oven!
*opens oven door, ducking out of the way of the cloud of steam*
WOW!! A whole duck, nice and crispy too!!! Now, where's the pancakes and spring onions!!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 26, 2001
There has been too much talk about spring onions at h2g2 for some time! *rolls eyes*
Did you look everywhere, Mistdancer? There's something special for you!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Aug 26, 2001
Oohh, for me
Gimme a hint!
By the way, I got you a 
It's at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A621802
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Aug 26, 2001
Oh look, a washing machine.....wonder what's in there!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Aug 26, 2001
You're welcome 
Just don't eat it all at once!!
I think we should include you in the newbies greetings.....Go here and visit Ottox, he's lovely and 
y! After all, you are one of the things that makes H2G2 so "sticky"!!!
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Ottox Posted Aug 26, 2001
Did you find the socks at the bottom of the page?
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Aug 26, 2001
No???? Where?? Which page??? So many question marks??!!!!
I've been decorating the bedroom all day..all I can see is purple and silver squiggles 
Son's room, I hasten to add, not mine!!!
I'm going on a sock hunt, a sock hunt....didn't we do this before?!! 
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- 4: spimcoot (Aug 25, 2001)
- 5: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 6: spimcoot (Aug 25, 2001)
- 7: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 8: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 25, 2001)
- 9: Ottox (Aug 26, 2001)
- 10: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 26, 2001)
- 11: Ottox (Aug 26, 2001)
- 12: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Aug 26, 2001)
- 13: Ottox (Aug 26, 2001)
- 14: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Aug 26, 2001)
- 15: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Aug 26, 2001)
- 16: Ottox (Aug 26, 2001)
- 17: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Aug 26, 2001)
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- 19: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Aug 26, 2001)
- 20: Ottox (Aug 26, 2001)
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