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I wonder what kind of tea he drinks?

Well I've got a couple tea pots, why don't we give him a variety to choose from?

With tea or without?

Let's see, how about one pot with a good darjeeling, FTGFOP for preference, this year's harvest of course... Only the best will be good enough for Arthur, after all this time!! And the other pot? What do you think? Something nice from China perhaps...?

I wonder if the Chinese have teapots? No, really! Not those ickle baby ones, but proper ones like we have, with stupid 'novelty' designs on the side and everything?

This is a very important question. I for one would like to know what the teapots of other cultures look like.

I can tell you that after having visited Australia, their teapots are of an upside-down design...

how about we each brew a pot of our personal favourite in readiness?
Mine's Yorkshire tea

*Brews up the Earl Grey tealeaves*

*makes the darjeeling, keeping it fresh until the Return by *

*pours a * Yep, it's still fresh... Arthur, wherever you are, know that we're well prepared!!

Well, I'd prepare my favorite but Tracey and I seem to share a love for Earl Grey.
Perhaps we should supply a variety of bickies as well? Maybe some new dressing gowns, since his is most likely to be a bit frayed once he returns.
-Dale

Nice idea

What kind of biccies shall we have on array, people?

I'm just going to call Farmhouse Biscuits and have them ship us an assortment. They make over 400 types - surely they'd send us some samples for Arthur!

Oooh, what like?

YAY! Biscuits!

Oof! Could someone help me with the huge order of bickies I just got?
We have Tim Tam hazelnuts, white chocolate, chewy choc fudge, chewy caramel, ginger nuts, chocolate ripple, mint slice, and tartlets. I've also received a large shipment of Earl Grey, twenty pounds of lemons, and five gallons of milk. Now I just hope those cups and saucers get here quick!

Now where is that Dent when you need him?