A Conversation for Christmas Jokes - Part III
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Started conversation Dec 24, 2002
Sounds daft, but would the beard give it away, and I'd never beive a woman would yell Ho Ho Ho in a deep booming voice, She would always be at each house too long talking to anyone who happened to be up, and would have problems flying anyway.
*Be fair*
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Santess?
Bluebottle Posted Dec 24, 2002
...And if she's anything like my fiancee, as soon as it's time to go out and do something she'd automatically say "Well, I can't go out now! I have to do the washing up!", do that, then say "I have to make the beds", do that, say "I have to do the ironing", do that, then say "I have to hoover", by which time whatever it was you were hoping to go out and do has ended.
Not to mention the time spent in choosing a different outfit each time, the make-up, the having a bath after having put on the make-up and then having to do the make-up again...
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Dec 25, 2002
It's probbly a global thing, so how can they were the same (fat) outfill every year?
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