h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[CATS] It are being "set", not "sent".

*bookmark*

[CATS] How are you Leader of Krylma! I are of joined STUMPED!

[Corrigible] Oh god ...

I see in your future......death.....

[Corrigible] I suddenly had a Force hunch that you shouldn't do that.

[Enter Dr. Wily, the villain from the Mega Man games.]

[Wily] Excuse me, but I'd like to apply for an evil-doing license.

*smiles evilly*
i want to play pinball again!

[Corrigible] Nobody's gonna stop you.

YAY!!!!!
*psycho starts to play pinball. lights are flashing, and she gets really into it. then all of a sudden, she kicks the machine*
stupid ball, i lost it again.
*realizes her foot hurts and starts hopping around*
stupid @#$%& machine!

*points and doubles over in laughter*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Corrigible gets as far as he can from being between PG and Yo.]

*psycho girl, who's still in pain and hopping up and down zaps yo with her laser eyes*
who's laughing now?

*begins to make the fire do cool things, like give him horns and a tail, then does some other things too*

[Corrigible and Dr. Wily run away.]

your not supposed to LIKE the fire!
*psycho girl grows to her full ten feet and stomps yo out like a match*

But Fire is my friend!


*sets off an explosion under her foot, sending it upwards off of him. Yo then shoots a column of fire from his palm at PG's shoelaces*

[Corrigible] [from an announcer's box] Well, folks, it looks like in that last move, Yowuzupman brought Psycho Girl's HP down to 4785 from a maximum of 5000, where her previous fire-attack healed him back up to his own 5000 maximum. What do you think, Doc?

[Wily] [next to Corrigible] Well, I think that Psycho Girl needs to use some sort of fire shield if she's going to get through this battle, and maybe use some attacks that fire is weak against.

[Corrigible] Yeah. For those of you who just turned in, Psycho Girl and Yowuzupman are battling, despite the fact that you're supposed to do that in the Battle Arena.

*psycho girl uses her newly developed ice breath to put out her shoelace, and then uses it on yo and turns him into an icecicle.*

[Wily] Wow! That Ice Breath did a whopping 1045 points of damage to Yowuzupman, due to his ice-weakness!

[Corrigible] Yep! Now, Yo is down to 3955 HP. What will be his response?

Jesus, that's some killer breath you got there girl! A couple fireballs, clear that right up for ya!