FRENCHBEAN

Contact number U236943

Date of h2g2 birth: 8.8.03 (probably)

Gender: saucy vegetable

Qualifications:

Six stars

Two badges

Skills and Experience:

• Collector of 'bits of string'; Journal Entry
• Acquisition of sofas; new, second hand, falling to pieces and some for outside use only
• Owner of towels; we all need them and I am particularly skilled at making white ones blotchily yellow, blue and pink in the washing machine
• Writer ad nauseum; Edited Guide Entries (25 edited entries badge), Journal Entries, PR, endless wittering; I can do it all
• Conflict resolution; particulary when Researchers get the hump and sulk / threaten to abandon h2g2
• Pedantism (10/10); ask anybody who's ever submitted anything to PR
• Food grower, cook and lover (ask BH!)
• Orkney lover: h2g2 official field researcher badge for St Magnus, Orkney Food, Cliffs and Beaches, The Italian Chapel, The Scuttle of the German Fleet, The Ring of Brodgar, Skara Brae and Maeshowe
• Weight loss queen: six stars from Recumbentman
• Wanderer; Scotland, Australia, Tonga, Samoa, NZ, Thailand, Canada, USA...
• Hypatia's and Jodan's friend - obviously

I am incapable of doing more than superficial grovelling, brown nosing and smarming. I have no desire whatsoever to be famous, a journalist, a real estate agent or a politician. Therefore I consider myself a perfect Researcher to hold a cabinet position in your administration.