Evening Classes For Men & Women
Created | Updated Feb 26, 2010
So Long And Thanks For Laughing |
AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
The course covers two days, lunch will be provided, as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.
Topics covered on this course include:
DAY ONE
TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)
DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate amongst a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote - Helpline and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation and anger management
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Role playing and slideshow.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary.
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available (male counsellors sadly unavailable-none passed training course)
CLASSES FOR WOMEN
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
UP IN WINTER, DOWN IN SUMMER - HOW TO ADJUST A THERMOSTAT
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
WHICH TAKES MORE ENERGY - PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR BITCHING ABOUT IT FOR 3 HOURS?
Round Table Discussion.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO DRIVE PAST A SAINSBURY’S WITHOUT STOPPING?
Group Debate.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A PURSE AND A SUITCASE - PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
CURLING TONGS - CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE BATHROOM CABINET?
Examples on Video
HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS DURING COMMERCIALS AND BE QUIET DURING THE PROGRAMME
Help Line Support and Support Groups
CAN A BATH BE TAKEN WITHOUT 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS?
Open Forum
HEALTH WATCH - THEY MAKE MEDICINE FOR PMT - USE IT!
I WAS WRONG AND HE WAS RIGHT!
Real Life Testimonials.
HOW TO PARALLEL PARK IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT AN INSURANCE CLAIM.
Driving Simulations.
LEARNING TO LIVE - HOW TO APPLY BRAKES WITHOUT THROWING PASSENGERS THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD.
HOW TO SHOP BY YOURSELF.
So Long, And Thanks For Laughing |