On the Twelfth Day of Christmas...

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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas... by Demon Drawer

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz gave to me

Twelve Krikkit Robots rampaging

Eleven Perfectly Normal Beasts thund'ring

Ten teasers frightning

Nine matresses flolloping

Eight Ninjis for one Pu

Seven towels a whipping

Six jewelled crabs scuttling

Five of Saturn's Rings

Four Dentrassi chefs

This poem thrice

Two Ol' Janx Spirit

And a small blue-green world to demolish

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