h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't take bribes (as you know from my posting over att Ottox "Make Ottox Famous" conversation), so nobody paid me to come here and admire your mug.

ok. how much is that i owe you?

admire is possibly the wrong word, i feel...

Take off that shirt is what you owe me!

i would rather not if its all the same to you

Well, it isn't, as you well know!
And I didn't get to admire your mug, really, I got distracted by the shirt, see.

ok. what i look like underneath the shirt:



and if youll believe that

And no needed at all!

no. i can lie perfectly soberly

Well, to be honest, I didn't see anything... got distracted by the shirt being on it's own for a split second...

that shirt could live on its own, i tell you. its not my worst either. next meet im going in a suit

Ode to Shirt.

Oh, glorious blinding shirt!
Thy colours make my eyes roll!
Your big flowers mezmerise!
Hail Thee! Shirt of Shirts!

i havent worn it in nearly a year...

How was the Fringe?

it is still great

You're still up there, then?

yes. today is the day of lung splitting: bill bailey, boothby graffoe and omid diajlli...its gonna be ace.

now i must be off...laters