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The inevitable Easter meet-up
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 6, 2003
This could form the basis of a plan. 
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 6, 2003
i hope so, cos i was really p*ssed off that i missed it on saturday 
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Wumbeevil Posted Apr 6, 2003
there was a plan to be missed on Saturday?
OK Eggy, you big cuddly Tranny Crystal Tipps
, I finally detached the scanner cable from my electrical Gordion knot and then I had a thought, "Maybe the story will be online" 
. I must admit that, after comparing pics of ridgeback with some of the flowers of Fife womanhood wot I've known, I have a degree of sympathy with the farmer.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/page.cfm?objectid=12807477&method=full&siteid=89488
Nice adaptation of the old drunken homing instinct Jamie. Didn't know it could work for someone else's house (except those chosen at random where you wake up in the garden the next morning wishing you had GPS).
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 6, 2003
If you must read such upmarket tosh, Wumbie, you have to be prepared to take what you get! 
This could be the time to say I must make it clear, however, that I am not a Fifer! I'm just passing through!
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Wumbeevil Posted Apr 7, 2003
'Twas Wummenbeevil wot drew it to my attention 
(I was concentrating on my Dick and Dora at the time).
"Well, she would say that, wouldn't she" - Fido Rice-Davies
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 7, 2003
Careful, Wumbie, I'm a Panner... 
You wouldn't want to mess with one such as me!
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Wumbeevil Posted Apr 7, 2003
Wouldn't dream of it, mighty useful you are too. Just strap you onto a bike and you've enough dogfood carrying capacity to make sure you have no lonely nights during a cycling tour of Fife. None of that dried muck either that only those low-life dachshunds will accept...
...oh
"Panner"...
wouldn't dream of it, look what happened to Bonnie Prince Charlie. All those drunken men, too scared to go home to face the belles of Prestonpans wielding their rolling-pins, took the easy option and attacked the English instead.
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 7, 2003
I rest my case! 
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 7, 2003
My rolling pin never rests... 
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 7, 2003
...and btw, Mr Susie is English...
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII Posted Apr 7, 2003
"Sentence was deferred for background reports."
Yep, it was a dog. Yep, he was from fife. What else do we need to know?
E
The inevitable Easter meet-up
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2003
Sodding Panners....
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2003
How dare you show your face in here, fords so-called prefect? You won a t-shirt under false pretences, viz., we have still not had the Miss Wet h2g2 T-Shirt Competition.
(I realise you gave it back, but I'm ignoring that fact for comic effect. )
The inevitable Easter meet-up
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2003
But my Orgasm did end up on a pretty noticeable part of my t-shirt, and me and FC did give some girl-on-girl action for the boys.....
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2003
Hmmmm. Well, that's true. 
Go and soak your mousemat under the tap, and we'll say no more about it.
The inevitable Easter meet-up
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2003
BTW, a Towel Day meet is a great idea. Should be a regular occurence, I say! And maybe an Italic or two could turn up this time....?
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2003
Stranger things have happened!
Can't think of any at the moment, but I'm sure they have...
The inevitable Easter meet-up
Mister Matty Posted Apr 7, 2003
That horse becoming Pope...
(C) Blackadder
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- 441: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 6, 2003)
- 442: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 6, 2003)
- 443: Wumbeevil (Apr 6, 2003)
- 444: Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! (Apr 6, 2003)
- 445: Wumbeevil (Apr 7, 2003)
- 446: Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! (Apr 7, 2003)
- 447: Wumbeevil (Apr 7, 2003)
- 448: Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! (Apr 7, 2003)
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- 450: Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! (Apr 7, 2003)
- 451: Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! (Apr 7, 2003)
- 452: Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII (Apr 7, 2003)
- 453: Demon Drawer (Apr 7, 2003)
- 454: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 7, 2003)
- 455: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 7, 2003)
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- 457: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 7, 2003)
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- 459: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 7, 2003)
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