h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning oh great and powerful Apollo

Have I achieved full god status yet?

Nope, just me! ner ner!

now go back to our home and make me a coffee you lower being!

Stu, I'm feeling a waaaay big Duck Power trip coming on right about now! I would go get her that coffee, if I were you!

Congrats Duck! or should I

Nah Deakie you may stand



gonna make me a well done duck! bacon sarnie with melted cheese and brown sauce?

have two! The bacon sandwich maker (known to mortals as a frying pan)is at full throttle today and i can churn 'em out as fast as you want them! I might even leave one for Stu!

You want Daddies Sauce or HP?

HP please

There you go! Nicely crisped with no nasty fatty bits on it! I've taken my surgeon's scalpel to the meat!

YUMMY!!!

*tucks in*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

With her new full-goddess status she can up her own bloody coffee!

HP sauce with mine too please Deakie pet. Mmmmmmmmmm

I r g0|) 0f l337

so uhh... what do gods, goddesses do?

whatever we like

I tend to run round my friends threads causing havoc and doing random at them!

oh and remind them on a regular basis that they are lower beings and command them to cower before me lest I smite them down

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa

Go forth and multi-play

She also makes indestructible s for her friends.

wow!

And she eats a lot of cheese! Seemingly you do if you are a full goddess!

I wondered what that smell was

Oh dear, she's gonna smite you! Oops!

I know - I love a good smiting

My sheep will protect me from any harm

Are they Jedi ?

no, way cooler - Sith sheep