h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

um, isn't that what normally happens in showers? Especially if you use lots of hot water.



Hi Joanna! Your donut stall advertising is nearly as subtle as Coca Cola's now

*eyes a *

It's still not quite as bad as McD***lds though!

shazz

True.

Nah. She needs more of a standardised corporate image. A bland logo and a predictable mascot character who features in mind-numbingly cringeworthy television adverts; and who is modernised every month or so with an obligatory skateboard or cap put on backwards. Oh, and she needs to aim the product solely at children by replacing any semblance of taste with pure sugar. Then the networked TV ads can be linked with the billboard posters and audio-only versions of the ads on local radio stations to create a single, repeated visage of the product/company which is banged regularly into the target audience's heads every time they recognise, or are reminded of, the corporate imagery.

~stands in thequeue and tries to look innocent~


~checks to see no-one's looking~

*lets off fireworks*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oooooh
Pretty!

Joanna isn't about and the SSS is up so...

*Hands AGB and and takes the same for herself*

shazz

*watches the fireworks spell out 'Joanna's Donuts' in the sky*

Ouch, that's permanently blotched into my retina now.

Hey, now *there's* a marketing ploy

Mmmmmmm and
Where's my?

Advertising? Where?

*removes SSS, and passes over AGB's *

Enjoy

*has HU*

Oooh good service at last

Could I have a... um... I've forgotten all the codes, but a with lots of cool whipped cream would be divine.

I don't think that one has a special name...

*goes in fridge. Removes double cream. Whips it with whisk until it reaches 'soft peaks' stage. Ladles generously on donut*

Enjoy...

*has some icewater*

Oooh that looks nice... can I have a with lots of whipped cream, with hot chocolate sauce poured on please?

* drools *

We need a smiley...

Mmmmmm thanks.

*snuffles cream*

I'd also like some of that iced water poured down my back, if you have any to spare

Oh, I can do that!

* conjures up a small raincloud that happily rains icy water down Peregrin's back *

aaahhhhhhh that's better. These heat waves are annoying.

They certainly are. I don't like them very much.

I do... I love the sunshine it puts me in a really good mood...

I like the sunshine, but only when it's not hot as well. I can enjoy the sunshine on days when it's warm enough to walk around in a t-shirt and shorts, but not so hot that you feel sick, which is what's happened to me today.

Yup, I can identify with that. It's my blonde hair and pale complexion. Yesterday we went to the beach and I was as sunburnt as a grilled lobster after a couple of hours, even though I was slapping on sun lotion all the time. And at the end of the day my thought processes had slowed down to the level of 'mentally challenged slug'.

I think my ancestors were norsemen.

I've never been sunburned... and no one notices if I'm tanned or not 'cept me, and even if I do try to get a tan it doesn't work...

I wear factor 8 from time to time to irritate people.