h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Arthur was rather miffed at the Earth being destroyed for the second time, mostly as he was still on it at the time.

And he still had his shabby brown tartan dressing gown on, and still had not brushed his teeth..........

Somehow he was still existing somewhere, though where this was he wasn't quite sure.

Then he saw Zaphod Beeblebrox whom Slatty had pressed into picking everybody up in his spaceship.
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(OOG stands for Out of Game) seems to me to be the only logical way for the characters to have gotten out of their situation at the end of Mostly Harmless, don't you think? Who else might have a reason or motive for saving them?
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Arthur knew he should probably be grateful to Zaphod for not being dead, but he also thought that it was too much to expect of one man to have had his entire planet blown up, not once, but *twice*, so in the interest of sanity he decided it was all Zaphod's fault and got up to tell him so(possibly violently).

Marvin entered the room and said 'Oh now you say it androids don't have teeth how tradgic'

WOlfie, this isn't intended for someone who hasn't even read the books. You have no idea what's going on or what's just happened in the story.

Sorry about that

Arthur moved towards Zaphod, fully intent on taking his frustration out on him, or at least getting himself knocked out trying, when Ford intervened.

'why not just cos not read the book does not give you the right to judge me'

Please, Wolfie, I'm begging you, please don't ruin this thread. Please?

'who are you to tell me what to do?' 'I am entitled to join in.'

"Arthur moved towards Zaphod, fully intent on taking his frustration out on him, or at least getting himself knocked out trying, when Ford intervened."

'Arthur', said Ford, "Please calm down, if it weren't for Zaphod here we wouldn't have survived"

'Unsubscribe' enjoy the fun.

"Zaphod", Arthur spluttered, "Zaphod, he ... he ..." - Arthur tried to think of something that he could blame Zaphod for, but he wasn't totally sure it was Zaphod's fault the Earth had been demolished and it seemed rather childish to blame him for *everything* so he gave up.

Is Wolfden in pre-mod for some reason? Either that or someone is very quickly clicking the mod button

"Hey, Earthman", said Zaphod, "Hows it hanging hey?"

Yeah, he's on pre-mod

"You.." started Arthur, wondering if it was worth starting an argument he couldn't win.

He decided not to bother, and left in search of a nutri-matic drinks machine to have a proper argument with.