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Terran Posted Oct 12, 2005
On some planets Sulking actually became known as a sport - the rules went a little like this :
1. Find a reason to sulk
2. Compare it with your opponents sulk
3. If they have a better sulk, you can sulk about that
4. Each sulk was evaluated and given points
5. The one with the most points wins
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 12, 2005
Most semi-intelligent life forms realize the inherant contradiction in "winning" at professional sulking, and sulk about that. 
Nerd42
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Jews_in_Space Posted Nov 1, 2005
Meanwhile, Zaphod had returned from mixing several extremely potent drinks.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 2, 2005
He walked, or rather flew onto the Bridge/Newsroom and while drinking two of them accidentally spilled one all over one of the main control panels (which happened to look like high-tech broadcasting sound mixer equipment)
This sent a romor off to the major galactic news networks that looked something like this:
"asdfasdfasdfasdfdfghfbfasdgsadQWERTYdfs;jk;ljkl;ioquwerpiwytn,.zxhcjasdf ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US owiquero3h4h539285723789465293475987 42"
This resulted in the ship being flung straight out of the Milky Way Galaxy, far from the non-smoking remains of the non-existant planet Earth in sector ZZ9-2-Z-A to the Andromeda galaxy, same sector. Nerd42
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