h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stifles a laugh*

Cafram, did you close the trapdoor properly? I'm hearing a voice again.

*laughs aloud*

*giggles*

Uhh...I don't know...

I have to go to bed - d'you think you can handle him alone, Infinity? *raises eyebrows suggestively*

g'night *grin*

*laughs*

Night Cafram. Don't worry, I'll take real good care of him.

*quietly moves the chairs away from the cupboard*

*hides inside trapdoor, holding camera ready*

*Comes into bathroom and drapes extra large towel over Cafram and Infinity*

Just gonna have a shower whilst you're busy with d'E

*umps in and sets the shower to Extra Steamy, steam soon fills the bathroom cutting visibility*

/* slams shoulder agains door, and it flies open sending him into the machine that starts "pinging" wildly */

Ow, my head!

/* Shoves machine against trap door, and sets it to not ping for himself, Rama, or Don Alfredo, but to ping for Infinity and Cafram. */

*giggles with glee in the knowledge that the machine only pings for pongy males*

*resets machine for Rama, Don A, and d'E*

If you want to see me naked why do't you just join for a shower. I promise I will behave. If you feel like it I could give you a good backrub.

*Quietly opens shower door *

*Takes some fotos*

You are to early shooting pictures Infinity, I still have my clothes on.

Oh I thought Rama was in there.

How about I do a 'professional shoot' Don A. I'll take fotos of you fully dressed and I'll continue as you undress with the last shots as you disappear in the steam.

After all with your looks and bod you could become famous.

We could have a BB posing calender.

Yay. Rama's here!

*takes lots of fotos*

Great idea! Ok guys, who's posing first?

Hang on a mo, let me get my loofah out.

I want to go first please.

~poses with his clothes still on. ~

How is this Infinity?

What do I do next?

All depends where you want the soap....

I am not listening to you Rama.

Since Infinity is taking the pictures she has to say how I should pose. This is my first time posing so I could use some help.

Did you ever pose for a photoshoot Rama?

Perfect!
*takes fotos*

Now just carry on as you normally would when preparing for a shower. Pretend we're not here.

*smiles a huge smile*

Alfredo,

Only the standard face on and profile that the authorities like.

How about you Inf, do you want to be Miss August?

Allright, here we go. I will do this slowly so you have the time to take pictures Inf.

~takes of his shirt, revealing his torso.~

~slowly strips his trousers down his legs, showing he wear a tanga-slip underneath~

~poses in his tanga~

How is it going so far Inf, is it looking good?