# Just for Fun

Tis Wimbledon, and everyone has gone tennis crazy...and to celebrate, you won't find a single reference to tennis in any of the questions and quizzes this week.. remember have fun!!

#### IT'S A WRAP

The weekly movie quiz for all you film buffs out there...answers, as usual, in next weeks 'The Post'.

TOY STORY 2

A Masterpiece of great storytelling

1. Who owns all the toys?
2. Which one of the following is not in Toy Story 2, Slinky Dog, Rex or Froglet?
3. What is the name of the science fiction toy?
4. Who is the voice of Woody?
5. What is the name of the prospector?

#### JOKE OF THE WEEK

Greebo, who was rather well proportioned, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof of the H2G2 hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided
that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an
overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She
was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel,
out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hotel doesn't mind your
sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a
bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Greebo asked rather calmly. "No one can
see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining
room skylight."

#### GET YOUR THINKING CAP ON

A question will be set every week for you all to try and answer. The question will be a mind-bending puzzle, and the answer will be given next week.

The question:-
Which is correct to say, 'The yolk of the egg is white' or, 'Yolk of the egg are white'?

#### FUN ON h2g2

I enjoy browsing pages on h2g2, so I thought that I would bring your attention to some of the fun researcher written pages I have come across on my travels.

Here's a fascinating article by Showpony about a subject I had never heard of...Me pretentious...NEVER!!

#### NAME THAT SONG

Each week I will print a quote from a song, all you have to do is guess the title of the song and who sang it.

This weeks quote:-

'I try to phone but I'm too shy, can't speak. Falling in love is
so bitter-sweet'

#### THE WEEKLY ANAGRAM

For those that don't know, an anagram is a word or words, formed from rearranging letters from another word or words. An example anagram would be, Cat Got Beer, which reaaranged makes my name Greebo T. Cat.

Each week I will print an anagram and a clue to what it is. You will have until next week to get the answer.

HATE IS MILD

hint:T.V. Cook

#### GREEBO'S BIG ONE

Would you like your say on the big issues of the day? Well here's your chance, click below to get transported to Greebo's voting booth, were you can answer the question of the week.

Results will be printed in two weeks time.

VOTE HERE

LAST WEEKS RESULTS - Another big result from the vote that really counts... The question, What is your favourite biscuit, the answer...

33% of researchers said that they thought Garibaldi was a character from B5. Of course he is, played by the sexy Jerry Doyle, can't put nothing past you lot can I...

25% of researchers choose Chocolate biscuits, good taste, yummmmyy choccie!!!.

13% of researchers choose bourbon (possibly because they thought it was an alcholic drink!!), garibaldi and custard creams.

All other biscuits were totally ignored, due to the fact they are out of date and smell like a pair of Shazz's old socks...

So there you have it!!! Jerry Doyle wins....... Yayyyyyyyy!!!

Unfortuanately the POST is refusing to send me to America so I can give a big sloppy kiss to the winner... ~pout~...

It's A Wrap

SPACE COWBOYS

1. Who plays the part of The Postman?
Kevin Costner
2. In what year is the film set?
2013
3. Who directs the film?
Kevin Costner
4. When the Kevin Costner is first seen in the film, he has an animal with him. What sort of animal it it?
A Mule
5. Who plays the evil baddie in the film?
Will Patton

Q. A donkey was tied to a 20-foot rope. How did it manage to eat a pile of hay 50 feet away without biting through the rope?

A. The other end of the rope wasn't tied to anything.

Name That Song

Blame it on the weatherman by B*Witched

The Weekly Anagram

MAD PIG HEARTH = THE DIAPHRAGM

#### AND FINALLY

Send your jokes, letters and anything else to me here:- Greebo T. Cat

Thanks again everyone...

Greebs

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