h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I once bought 2 pokemon cards (a blastoise & a cubone if you must know (or even care)), glued them together back to front and proclaimed that this was the legendary Cuban blastoise, owned by Fidel Castro himself (obviously noone had heard of this, because it doesn't exist). I ended up selling it for 5 times the total buying cost. This just proves that children have no eyes, ears or brains when something fashionable enters the vicinity. Bye.

I bought a collecters set off someone about 30 cards for two quid although I give him three quid because of my guilty conscience. I sold them for a tenna to my girlfriend!