h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Fasc

"Come to me ladies we can compare the empty spaces between our legs."

Well played you wily old dog.

I've just thought now we're FB friends I'm sure I'll have a vast array of pics to stalk ... "Nude" folder here I come.

Someone comment on my Eusabio article - It's naked

Eusebio*

Here it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A58738134

I've just thought now we're FB friends I'm sure I'll have a vast array of pics to stalk ... "Nude" folder here I come

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You haven't done that already!! It's the first thing I did when I added you ... you're a really bad stalker Hercs, even Mrs Wheezy's better than you

"Nude" folder here I come"

Oh so now you like the nudes? What do you do try to dress them with your eyes?

You are a devil woman for getting us to comment on your articles by mentioning words like "naked."

Where for art thou Melon?

Where for art thou Melon?

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I'm here you sexy beast.

I'm away writing CGG's poem although I don't think she deserves one for pestering me about it!

Doc, will you write me a poem please?

What if I do GAR, what if I do!

I think most of the pictures of me I'm either drunk or with at least one of my kids (NEVER both) CGG

I'm away writing CGG's poem although I don't think she deserves one for pestering me about it!

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I'll never send you another FB message again if that's the way you feel. I know where I'm not loved ...

I think most of the pictures of me I'm either drunk or with at least one of my kids (NEVER both) CGG

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I know, I've seen them all already Loving the afro by the way - do you still have it? In all of my pictures I'm either drunk or ... erm, drunk!

CGG deserves a poem
Despite all her constant pestering.
If she meets a man she likes to blow 'im
Which stops cheating thoughts from ever festering.

So MCY had better right her one
Because a nicer northerner I'm not knowing.
As for her bum, I've never seen a tighter one
I'm aroused now. I best be going.

"I'll never send you another FB message again if that's the way you feel."

You're a pest! You're a pest!

nah, I'm between 'fros at the minute I can't decide whether to grow it or shave it, I think I'll go for the latter as I can't be bothered to get it braided or look after it at the minute.

I'll never send you another FB message again if that's the way you feel. I know where I'm not loved

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*sigh* Women!

Here's some flowers to make everything better.

GAR I don't think anybody's ever described me so precisely in only eight lines ... that was beautiful. I'll even forgive your attempt to rhyme 'one' with 'one'. I won't be putting it on my profile though, because I don't think it'll last long

We're friends now Melon