h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I don't think she would have been doing her own mental state much good being around us"

Forget her mental state, it would've me wonders.

"I don't think she would have been doing her own mental state much good being around us"

Forget her mental state, it would've done me wonders.

Looks pretty much how I expected him to be honest. Vicky looks much more like a horse than I expected though

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He looks scarily like a woman to me ...

"Vicky looks much more like a horse than I expected though."

And for some reason...I think her nose is weird. Much weirder than someone elses on here.

"He looks scarily like a woman to me ..."

Which is exactly how I imagined him to be honest. Lets face it if I'm imagining you with anyone they look like a woman.

And for some reason...I think her nose is weird. Much weirder than someone elses on here.

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The reason that you think her nose is wierd is because it is wierd. She has a wierd nose. It's her nose ... it's kinda wierd. She might have a boyfriend but she also has a wierd nose. And when he realises her nose is so wierd he's going to leave her and then she'll be on her own because she has a wierd nose and nobody likes noses to be wierd.

I have only sympathy for the poor woman.

I think I might try and hit on her. Send her messages via Facebook, lull her into my arms with my sensual charms, and then destroy her some more.

especially as I kept encouraging MCY to say bad things about Wheezy

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It worrys me that you have so much power over my opinions of people, CGG.

VSS, ironic wouldn't have a better definition than if you were to do that

It worrys me that you have so much power over my opinions of people, CGG.

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Why should such a thing worry you? Most of the time I'm a very good judge of character. Although if I were you, I wouldn't let me try and pick out a man for you ... I've not been very successful in that field so far

"VSS, ironic wouldn't have a better definition than if you were to do that."

Precisely my thinking, dear. It'd take alot of effort though, I'd probably get bored trying to hold a conversation with someone from Hull.

"Yes that's a door."

"Yes, it says "PUSH" on it."

"No dear, you're pulling it."

Thank you to everyone who helped me get reinstated

VSS, that's not a conversation, that's a lesson in how to manage in the outside world ... you'd have to go through lots of those before you could even think about having a conversation

MCY, I've just remembered my poem!! Where is it??!

R&F I'm so pleased!

"VSS, that's not a conversation, that's a lesson in how to manage in the outside world ... you'd have to go through lots of those before you could even think about having a conversation"

Really? But, but, but it's people from Hull? The only reason Al-Qaeda wouldn't attack Hull is because they'd think they've already hit it and its inhabitants had already been exposed to radiation.

I hope she's reading our conversations.

MCY, I've just remembered my poem!! Where is it??!

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Oops.

I forgot and went out last night. Sorry. I'll put something together for you.

In the meantime, I'm going for some lunch.

VSS - You want be banned again? Meanie!

me*

"VSS - You want be banned again? Meanie!"

Of course I don't want you to be banned! Whatever gave you that idea?

Right, got my article back up and it's on Villa's Newsnow too (hooray).

CGG with all the injustice I've not had chance to say you look lovely today.

I hope she's reading our conversations.

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Funny you should say that, because I've had a feeling of being watched ever since I exposed her true identity. In fact before that, from the very first moment she turned up I felt a bit like I should watch my step Which is a bit strange considering I never watch what I say when you guys are around