h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If this is what the alcohol sated freaks can cope with how bad's the real thing?

Seriously, the world's in a pretty bad shape. I mean, wouldn't it be better if it were a cube, or a pyramid, or a di-hexa-poly-mega-decahedron?

Bear in mind this: every really bad crime is the sole responsibility of one person, working alone, who isn't affiliated to any organisation (so we'll feel happy and safe when thy're caught - because then there are *no* other bad guys out there). Also, note how war is so good, and never ever comes at a time when western nations are in economic trouble. Rather like royal weddings, in fact. Honest.

Laws were made to be broken - tribal cultures don't have laws that say don't do something (invariable something human nature) but rather have actions aimed at minimising the damage.

Now I've [re]written that, I've forgotten how I was going to relate it to jan*'s really bad criminal! I'm not going to say that society is to blame for the criminal's action, but I think that the backdrop adds more to the scene than you'd think.

Laws were made to be broken - tribal cultures don't have laws that say don't do something (invariable something human nature) but rather have actions aimed at minimising the damage.

Now I've [re]written that, I've forgotten how I was going to relate it to jan*'s really bad criminal! I'm not going to say that society is to blame for the criminal's action, but I think that the backdrop adds more to the scene than you'd think.