Journalistic Integrity
Created | Updated Apr 11, 2002
Journalistic integrity is what journalists use to tell as many lies as possible. It is a deep seated belief, within the journalist's tiny, alcohol addled brain, that whatever they say will be true. This is due to the fact the world is so hideously deformed that journalists cannot bring themselves to write about what is really going on. So instead they try to invent a world that they can cope with.