h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not my own work but worthy of ?????

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came on my pea sea
It plainly marks for my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a quay and type a whirred
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong or rite
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose be four two long
And eye can put the error write
It's rare lea ever wrong
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore yore pleased too no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My spell chequer tolled me sew.

Humm... Yes, that is very good I think it should be made the anthum of the Computer Aided Typology department! .

It's not really an error of yours, so I can't give you a BAT or a MAT. Also, the title

Computer
Aided
Typology
And
Spellchecking
Trainer to
Researchers and
Online
Publishers
(Hyphenation
Expert)

Has already been awarded to Peet.

You, could always be his assistant, which would make you

Assistant

Computer
Aided
Typology
And
Spellchecking
Trainer to
Researchers and
Online
Publishers
(Hyphenation
Expert)

But that's not very original.

There is always:

Provider
Of
Electronic
Typographical
Songs
And
Rhyming
Misspelt
Poetry
Iduced by
Trusting
Spellcheckers

But that leaves you as "Poets' armpits", which you may not be that keen on!

I have to update the page with several things but I'm not going to be about for the next month or so - I'll work on it & let you know.



Ugi

By the way, if you put an entry in your personal space - anything at all will do, even "I'm Dancer - more later", then some nice people will come and talk to you Well, actually, one of the ACE's will come and voulnteer to help you find your way around. But they are always nice people.

Do you dance?

Oh yes, I dance. Please see Personal Space. Some information there now.