h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NM, DD & I will have to ignore that little 'lack of men' statement.

*reclaims squirty dolphin & aims it at just the right spot*

Has anyone seen my starfish loofah?

*passes all round the conversation*

*drives in on crane with rather large hot tub insert attatched*

Hey, guys....this is a construction site! Ya'll must LOVE muddy toes!

Hey Shazz, stick a piece of that fuzzy pink candy in that water leak over there, if ya' don't mind. I need the water level dropped down to just below Noah's Flood for a short bit!

Could I get you guys to hop out for a minute?...just long enough for me to get this thing set in, then ya'll can have it back......I promise!

I think I can work around you on the pipeing.

NM

*Inserts pink fluffy plug as instructed*

It's DD I feel sorry for... he justs risks all to join us and has to debunk again!

Hey... watch where you're trying to shove that pipe NM!

shazz

I wouldnt feel too sorry for DD. He's more than fine at the moment!

Still, it'd be nice to have a RL hottub atm!

Oh absolutely... unlike this establishment, my RL tub is always occupied... and not by ME (eh Monsy! )

C'mon NM... hurry up and sort that plumbing out! Now the water-level has fallen it's not quite so warm and bubbly in here!

*Pours more for the non-workers*

shazz

Miss Cat I've just found this invoice for a hottub in my to be signed tray. It appears to be made out to my Visa account do you happen to know anything about it.

Oh and did you send that memo to the All England Club for me, re: booking a court for next Saturday.

OK, all...the tub is in place....I've just got a couple of wires to hook up and it will be all done....well...except the pipeing.

Shazz, go ahead and "yank"() that fuzzy pink candy thingy.....I think you all need some bubbles!

DD....I don't know nothin' 'bout the payin' part of this. I just pick up and install....


....now...where did I put that pipewrench and PVC glue!?

*wanders off in search of necessary tools....and unecessary American "p**s" beer*

NM

*shazz yanks the fluffy pink thingy and the entire room is once more filled with sparkly bubbles*

Nice job NM

shazz

errmmm shazz...i think we might have just a few too many bubbles. seems everyone has disapeared beneath them .
*attempts to lower the bubble level to just below the chin so voices can be heard once again*
Monsy

Its very nice though! And you can never have too many bubbles!

*reaches over and grabs her handy dandy portable jetspray underwater massager*
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*plops said massager underwater and lets it do its thing*
aaahhhh.....that feels gooooooddddd
Monsy

Well I knew that it woooooooooouuuuullld

so good.... so good

Just out of interest, why are the bubbles turning blue?

some things are better left unknown
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could be that it is becoming one with the goo
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*reaches for her fish shaped back scrubber and some lovely blueberry scented soap*
Monsy

*Lies back and relaxes*

This must be the cleanest, most refreshing place on h2g2 at the moment!

anyone?

shazz

*accepts and offers shazz a fish shaped back scrubber*
Monsy

*accepts and winds up frogman & sends him in shazz's direction*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I needed that, pity I had to get out of the bath this morning when the Postman called Thanks shazz

How does the postman feel about the whole thing?