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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Started conversation Jun 6, 2001
Hiya Tony 
,
I'd like to join the family,
'cause I'm in need for some really mean sluggers
who can help me to collect some depts.
Can you help me?
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 11, 2001
(*Community*)Sorry I took so long to reply(*Community*)Ruppinger, do you mind if I call you that? Welcome. As you know my name is Tony Fenji, Yes you may join. If you wait a little while until more people fall into the hands of the mob, I'm sure you will have no trouble getting that money of yours back(*sits down in a huge chair behind an even bigger desk. Motions for Ruppinger to take a seat on the oppist side of the desk.*) There are a few rules you must follow in order to stay alive here, but since you were the first to come to me, you must know them then. What are your "specialties"(what are you good at? Smuggling? Commbat? "Spice" dealing?). What is your favorite or lucky number?
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 11, 2001
Go here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F69943?thread=120851&post=1042854#p1042854 it's the initiations and what not.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 11, 2001
It's continuity! didn't sj make the same mistake....hmm I wonder
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 12, 2001
I just like it like that, is there a problem?
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 12, 2001
well, "community" refrences to nothing, references to all the pages on continuity and puts you out side the restrictions of continuity to make comments your character would normally not make
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 12, 2001
Hiya Tony,
I cannot talk here 'bout my specialties.
Methinks your office is wiretapped! Take care!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 12, 2001
[Vinny, a silver-skinned, straight-faced droid, enters]
[Vinny] Dis guy givin' you grief, Tony? Wamme to do sumpin' about dat?
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 12, 2001
* sound of huuuuge articulated truck hitting the brakes *
* door opens, shy man enters, looking over left and right shoulder *
Errr, Sir, is this 42East, 2nd Str? I got to deliver a truckload of concrete, but fail to see a construction site here? And then I also got these moulds here, in the shape of something like water-ski? Gowd knows what they might be good for, but anyway!
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 12, 2001
Ummm...ok can you all PLEASE go to my office, the link is above...
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 12, 2001
[Truck driver]
Beg your pardon, Sir -- I only want to deliver that truckload of concrete, and the address given to me is *this* house. Could you be bothered to tell me whether any of the business around here needs concrete and moulds in the shapes of water-skis?
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 12, 2001
(*under his breath*) Well,I guess that would be one of my companys then...ok, sir, go out back and dump it in the third storage facility on your right. I don't think I have to tell you not to talk about what you have seen in there...
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 12, 2001
[truck driver (already suspicious of some People-drowning-in-Hudson-River-with-big-concrete-shoes-on business)]
OK Sir, I'll be quit forever about this. Besides, a tip of some bucks could come in handy to secure my silence, wouldn't it?
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 12, 2001
(*Scowls at the truck driver. Opens his wallet and passes the driver 100 credits and an autographed picture of himself. Truck driver looks at him funny*) It's for the wife and kids! 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 12, 2001
[Vinny] Tha's cool then. Out! Out! [shoves everyone out, including himself, which is a neat trick if you can pull it off]
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 13, 2001
[Truck driver]
* Heads off in a realllllllly fast pace, and is still unable to believe he wasn't stabbed in the back to secure his silence *
Phew, that was close!
* fumes of burned rubber from a truck's tyres fill the air *
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- 1: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 6, 2001)
- 2: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 3: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 4: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 5: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 12, 2001)
- 6: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 12, 2001)
- 7: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 12, 2001)
- 8: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 12, 2001)
- 9: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jun 12, 2001)
- 10: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 12, 2001)
- 11: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jun 12, 2001)
- 12: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 12, 2001)
- 13: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jun 12, 2001)
- 14: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 12, 2001)
- 15: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 12, 2001)
- 16: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jun 13, 2001)
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