A Conversation for Ze Psychiatrist's Couch
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Started conversation Jun 18, 2001
Looking for:
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Place CV below.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Hallo. My name iz Sven Hurdenjurgen MD. I am originally from Svenska but haf been immigation to Germany now seven years. I haf been a tvelfe yars and I owned my own practice. I vas bored wiz zi normal patients and haf bin doink zi Psychiatry for eight yars now. I haf publish my own journal called 'Nuts and nuts' maybe you haf readink it? Vell I vould like ze job as I vas told zat zese nuts vere ze nuttiest and zat ze good Doctor vas fery generous. Zank You.
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Dear colleague,
I vill love to have you in my staff, ja?
You vill get your nurses, stethoscope unt vite robe right avay!
Please feel free to choose an office unt start practice right avay, ja?
Nuuuuuuuuurze! Show zis gentleman ze hospital pleaz...
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
you should try ze nurses lounge 2... it relly relaxes me... 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Does anybody know how to get rid of psychiatrists?
If so, come to Dr. Hurdenjurgen's offices and ve can haf a little chat, ja?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Her Doktor.... I am still vaiting on yer intro 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Entschuldigung. ' Studies into the mind of eccentrics, volunteers wanted. Please see Dr. Hurdenjurgen. '
How is that?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Great herr DOktor.Ive already put it up.. check it out!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
I vonder dear doktor ven are ve gonna get moderated...
ve talklike smucks!
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
If ve get moderated zen it proves just vone sing. Zey need our helfe.
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
JA ZAT IST TRUE!
moderation ist one of ze greatest diseases of ze mind,
ja now Hitler had it? Jaaa... he burned books he didn't like...
moderation is ze digital equivalant...
I always sought it could be treated mit ze right amphetamins...
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Are ve able to prescibe ze drugs?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
ja! of course ve are... what kind of shrinks vould ve be?!?
of course ve prescribe Virtual Drugs... but zey usually vork fine online!
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Great. I am hopeink zat I vill be prescibink many drugs. It's a pity zere aren't any pill smileys.
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- 1: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 18, 2001)
- 2: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 20, 2001)
- 3: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 20, 2001)
- 4: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 20, 2001)
- 5: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 20, 2001)
- 6: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 20, 2001)
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- 10: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 20, 2001)
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