A Conversation for Ze Psychiatrist's Couch
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My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Jun 2, 2001
Doctor, you see, its my brain, it hurts, and does what it wants, not what I want it to do, can you helpp me regain control of my brain, and stop it going off and doing its own thing?
Please help...
My Brain
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 2, 2001
hm...
you see dear child, ze brain is a very delicate organ...
I sink I shouldn't have hit you zo hard...
did it hurt ven I hit mit zi hammer, just now, or ozer time too?
is it yer first brain?
My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 2, 2001
I'ts my second brain; I got it as a replacement, whilst my first brain was still under warrentee..
My Brain
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 4, 2001
your second hey?? hmmmmmmm...
...and wat was ze problem mit ze old one, if I may ask?
(bet you it was a Sony... zose Coreans... tsk tsk tsk!)
My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 4, 2001
How did you know it was a Sony; you must be a good doctor indeed 
the problem was that it wouldn't think latterally..
My Brain
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 5, 2001
Of course I am a good doctor my dear!
now... who was the doctor that changes yer brains?
or did you do it with a do-it-yerself kit?
My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 6, 2001
It was DR Krib, he is pretty good... I think...
My Brain
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 7, 2001
no-no-no...
I will operate you too... or.. 
...you in general!
BY GOD I VILL OPERATE!
My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 9, 2001
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My Brain
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 9, 2001
Anything but the Knife 
Do you believe....
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jul 16, 2001
...zer is such a sing as paranoia???? 
Do you believe....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2001
Yes 
ZX TNF 
Do you believe....
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jul 16, 2001
Stop ing ja?
Or I vill half 2 give you a sedative...
Do you believe....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2001
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
Do you believe....
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jul 16, 2001
VILL YOU STOP ZAT!?!?!
*opens drawer, takes out humongus 
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-Here... Inhale slowely ja?
Do you believe....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2001
*inhalles?
Ja?
Do you believe....
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jul 16, 2001
Got some pills... red ones... pure oil!
Do you believe....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2001
Can you smoke them? I will try a few if I may!!!
Do you believe....
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jul 23, 2001
smokintg pills.... vell... ja-ja... I believe zo...
Schall ve try ja?
Do you believe....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 23, 2001
Is it painful?
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- 3: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 2, 2001)
- 4: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 4, 2001)
- 5: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 4, 2001)
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